Man, where are my midwestern values? Nowhere, that's what. I should be wakin' up at the crack o' dawn, fryin' eggs and bacon, milkin' the cows, steppin' in feces, drinkin' murky water, eatin' like the beefy man I am.
Yes, I am a beefy man. All Scandinavian females are.
Let's give some love to those beefy manly Scandinavian ladies!
P.S. For future notice, I am a were-llama. As it is a full moon, I am currently in my were-llama shape.
So I am a Beefy Manly Scandinavian Were-Llama Young Lady.
What are you man??









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I am not what I am.
8O
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I am not what I am.
And as a gift to you:
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The essence of the vessel is the void therein.
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The Prodigy of Dr. Suess.
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paste this in your signature if you really hate pasting things in your signature.
tim burton, david bowie, amy lee, freddy mercury, gerard way...
...... you guys are my heroes
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